I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Everything about him screamed your future.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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