Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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