So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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