I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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