And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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