Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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