Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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