I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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