Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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