Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Actions speak louder than pants.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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