I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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