Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
