a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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