Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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