I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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