omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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