So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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