just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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