I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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