would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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