at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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