Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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