His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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