Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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