D3 body, D1 cock
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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