I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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