We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
