I must be too annoying 4 u.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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