He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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