Me too!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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