he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Randomize
