But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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