i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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