Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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