so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my being single is dangerous.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
