Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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