Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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