Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize
