we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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