Dual....:-)
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Randomize
