He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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