im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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