i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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