champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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