And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
im on a boat
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