You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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