Its about making memories worth repressing
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
