woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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