At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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