kristin has been a bad kristin
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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