I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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