told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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