There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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