I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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