i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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