That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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