I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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