Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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